"The way she always is," I'll say. But for one partner to accept living in the same house as an evil cat, I say eliminate the old cat and replace the cat for a better one. If out of the corner of your eye you can sit her ready to be her retarded self, rattle a tin can full of stones, coins, or marbles. If the cat is hateable. Aside from that my last cat was so much like a dog. I fucking hate her.". But now what do I tell my brother, when he finds its lifeless body? I keep threating my fiancee that I am going to throw him outside or take him to be put to sleep. I want to throw him down a flight of stairs. I mean it's not as bad as what it used to be, most of the time I don't even care her being around but for unknown reasons, the few last days have brought up this inner battle between me and my lack of love for that black cat. Nope, not normal and if you feel the same than neither are you. I'll be diplomatic and say, we were ready. "She's the absolute worst." Dogs have teeth and bite when they're angry, so you don't approach angry dogs and then get indignant when they bite you, do you? But I still love her. I've tried training her but I swear to god cats are f**king retarded, or at least she is. No. My cat is evil and hates me. I really do. I have lost A LOT of my family to Cancer and I assure you it has nothing to do with freaking PETA. Sleeping. Wow no? You're the problem not the cat . I Hate My Cats (a Love Story) (Book) : Cali, Davide : Ginger is the weird one. She pushes my shit off shelves and breaks glasses. Women especially seem to identify with their animals and project feminine traits onto them. All you cat owners who let their "free spirit" of a cat wander around outside at night or even day, you morons don't realise the damage to native fauna that cats do. And, mostly, I actually do. Get your cat stoned. People Who Hate Cats Live With Cats For A Week // Presented By BuzzFeed & Rachael Ray Nutrish - Duration: 3:24. My cat meows at my door at 4-5am pretty much every night until i let him come in and snuggle up on the bed, half of me thinks "i'm going to kill you, mr. Im really starting to resent my girlfriend because I hate this effing cat so much and she refuses to do anything about the cat. She's a questionable decision, at best. I love dogs and I like cats but, this one, I really wish I could make disappear! I have no good answer because my cat is almost always the same. And I realize that the animals don't exist to please me, just like I don't please them all the time. Don't get me wrong, I love her but she's like that compulsive psychotic friend that you have to try to be better than. They always know when you don't like them and sense hostility, it's very difficult to not get angry, but you have to try. She can be affectionate and sweet when she wants to be but she's mostly just a nightmare. This creature is 13 years old and won't die. (That's not to say that she's been easy. If you want to work with the cat, I suggest you contact Jackson Galaxy: u legend. Never once have I wanted to hurt them in any way. The diseases that cats spread and the mess they make, all are reasons that cats shouldn't be let outside. It will feel much better in all areas of your life trust me, yes, even from solving an issue having to do with a simple cat. We saved this day-old kitten from certain death, and now, three years later, he's our worst nightmare. Most likely, you are a dog person. She drools. I feel the more people I tell, the more likely I will be to overcome this and love both cats equally. And if the litter box smells, try cleaning it, or let the cat defecate outside (if possible), or get air freshener. "But it is," I insist. Kitties can be very hard to train, try looking up some stuff on training tips, and why it's important to always use positive reinforcement instead of training them like they're dogs (with discipline and the like.) I could fail. Even playing with your cat will make it friendlier. They both like me and sit in my lap and play with me. Am I alone in finding this dependency and stereotype fulfillment totally embarrassing? So, although sometimes you ignore or even scratch or bite gently during your games, these are 14 unmistakable signs that your cat loves you: Does My Cat Love me / Ways Your Cat Says I Love You: 1. I've blocked her usual pee spots but I'm pretty sure she's picked new spots because that room is so saturated with the stench of cat urine that it makes my eyes burn. Hahaha I wonder if you can train it to pee outside. I know I'm not allowing for the fact that life is hard (so hard! She's loving, obedient, and playful for the most part but she is the absolute devil when I don't have time for her or if I won't let her in the bathroom while I take a shit. 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